Posted 1 day ago

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

Posted 1 day ago

iwanttobyourknight:

 

tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

Posted 1 day ago
3phoneshawty:

"I’ma take you somewhere really speacial ma"

3phoneshawty:

"I’ma take you somewhere really speacial ma"

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 3 days ago

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

Posted 3 days ago

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

Posted 3 days ago

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Posted 3 days ago

donatellavevo:

An icon never dies

Posted 2 weeks ago

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

Posted 2 weeks ago

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.